Dick-less men

Friends are like stars

They come and go

But the ones that stay

Are the ones that glow.

I love my friends!!! They are some of THE COOLEST people on the planet!!! Some of the craziest people too.


So I was on the phone with one of said crazy friends and as usual we got to the topic of men, here's a part of the convo...


Friend: You know how in the beginning of the relationships you tell a guy you dont plan on having sex with them and they say they have no problem with it?


Me: yeh! such liars! they dont mean it!!!


Friend: I know. I wish they didn't have dicks! Dicks always ruin my relationships because they want to do things dicks like. I wish when I met someone they didnt have a dick or it should be small, like a baby carrot, then it woulld grow slowly til we get married and then it would be big, fully functional and ready to work!!!


Me: (laughing out loud) OMG!!! That is hilarious!!! But you know what... you have a point! That would be awesome!!! It would make life so much easier.



It would be very nice to find a dick-less man because then he's not supposed to feel the need to have sex (I know this is scientifically wrong but who cares) which take A LOT of pressure off the relationship but at the same time that would be very scary!!! I would definitely run if I were to found out a prospective hubby was dick-less!!! I wouldn't believe a story that the baby carrot had the potential to grow into bigger and better things either!!!