RIGHT TO FAIL

**********************************************************************Taking a test?Then you have the right to fail in styleSo you truly have no possible way to pass it?Then.......Do these if you are going to fail the exam anyway!**********************************************************************
Roll up your coat to form a pillow and pretend to fall asleep until the last 20 minutes of the exam.Then wake up, do some gibberish work and hand it in a few minutes early.

Make paper airplanes out of the exam paper.

When you have finished your paper, start marking it in red ink.

Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

Bring cheerleaders and supporters.

Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?


Bring a CD Player or Game Boy. Play the device with the volume at max level.


On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

Bring a pet.

Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.


Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

Come down with a severe case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.


Do the entire exam in another language, e.g. Klingon. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.

Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc..).

Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Feck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink)

Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on !"

Bring a water pistol with you. Nuff said.

From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

Start a brawl in the middle of the exam. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.

Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.

Bring cheat sheets to another class (make sure this is obvious... like business notes for a math exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

When you walk in, complain about the heat. Strip.

After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

Try to get people in the room to do the wave.

Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.

Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.


Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc... sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.


Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think." Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so

I know I just posted a weird blog but here comes another. Some older guy just walked over and gave me a peppermint candy...LOL...LMAO...said it was to brighten my day. Hope its not cuz I look depressed. Was kinda sweet though...I think. What do u think???

every page I've visited today has something about philosophy Im guessing that ya'lls way of telling me to go and study(Philosophy test tomorrow). NEWS FALSH: NOT WORKING!!!! but thanks anyway. :-)

BACK INTO THE SHELL...IT'S SAFER THERE

45 things a girl would DIE for

1-touch their waist
2-talk to them
3-share secrets
4-give her your jacket
5-kiss them slowly

are you remembering this?

6-hug her
7-hold her
8-laugh with her
9-invite her somewhere
10-let her be with you when you're with your friends

keep reading

11-smile with her
12-take pics with her
13-pull her onto your lap
14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back
15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved

Are you thinking about someone?

16-always hug her and say i love you when you see her
17-kiss her unexpectedly
18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST
19-tell her shes beautiful not sexy!
20-tell her the way you feel about her!..u need to show her you mean it too


21-kiss her on the lips
22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff
23-TELL HER WHAT FEELS GOOD
24-make her feel loved
25-buy her stuff. small things can still helpwe might deny it but we actually like and kinda want you to get us things


26-DON'T LIE TO HER.
27-DON'T CHEAT ON HER.
28-take her anywhere she wants
29-txt messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her
30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can always count on youare you still reading this u better be its important


31. Hold her close when she's cold and she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the tip of her nose; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss them).
34. While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.
35. Dont ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort herremember this next time you are with her


36. When people diss her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible


41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night
44. Dedicate a song to her.
45. Always Remind her how much you love her.youll never know when she needs just a lil more love

Don't Quit

When things go wrong as they sometimes will

When the road you're trudging seems all uphill

When the funds are low and the debts are high

And you want to smile but you have to sigh

When care is pressing you down a bit

Rest if you must, but don't you quit.

Life is queer with its twists and turns

As every one of us sometimes learns

And many a fellow turns about

When he might have won if he'd stuck it out

Don't give up though the pace seems slow

You may succeed with another blow

Often the goal is nearer than it seems

To a faint and a faltering man

Often the struggler has given up

When he might have captured the victor's cup

And he learned too late when the night came down

How close he was to the golden crown

Success is failure turned inside out

The silver tint of the clouds of doubt

And you never can tell how close you are

It maybe near when it seems afar

So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit

It's when things seem worst that you mustn't quit.

*Borrowed from a fellow bloggers page*

Lust is a sad thing... I know this isn't love.

WISE WORDS

NEVER LONG FOR SOMEONE IN YOUR PAST. THERE IS A REASON THEY NEVER MADE IT TO YOUR FUTURE.



Taken from someone's myspace page...thought I'd pass on the words of wisdom.

THE WEEKEND IS HERE!!!!!

I AM ESTATIC!!!!The weekend is finally here. The most heavenly thing on earth. No school, no stress!!! After a long week at school and all the drama that comes with that, the weekend is more than welcomed. I can't complain, this week was awesome... on the social scene...I think I'm slowly but surely crawling out of my shell...yay me!!!

How can you play this game without your heart?
I try to understand your motive and your thoughts
But it gets harder with each hug and each kiss,
I thought I could play too, and be just like you
But I didn't know how hard it would be for me to be untrue.

Can't you be honest and play fair, just this once
I think I'm worth it, give me a chance
There's so much I want to do, so much I want to say
But I can't because I know, you'll never feel the same way

I wish you could know exactly how I feel
Without judging me with your heart of stone;
I tried not to get caught up in you
But how could I resist, when you do the things you do.

Now the game is ending, I'm trying to hold on
But is there anything worth holding on to
I enjoyed it while it lasted, or so I'd like to believe
I'm wishing you'll somehow change miraculously
And decide to play fair
Just know I won't always be here.

What If???

I believe there is someone for me
My fear is he won't be who I want him to be
What if he's not like anything I expected
What if he's someone I already rejected
How do I know for sure
Who I was meant for
What if there's no special sign
What if he doesn't like the design

Smiling Back At Me

Who would have thought this could be
You sitting there smiling back at me
My knees are weak
My hands are shaking
But now my heart is no longer aching.

How long will this feeling last
Is all my heartache forever in the past
I can't help but think
This is all a dream
You sitting there smiling back at me.

Tired...Stressed

I'm so tired of all this crap!!! I've been told guys aren't complicated and that might be true but the situations they put females are most definitely without a doubt COMPLICATED!!! or maybe its just the situations they put me in.

Before I continue to complain let me ask all you guys a question (ladies if you know anything about the subject feel free to comment) HOW DO YOU KNOW IF A GUY IS INTO YOU???

Disappointed

Thought it would be ok
Thought I would be fine
Thought I could risk it
And get off that thin line

Playing it safe was getting dull
Time to let down my hair
Feel the breeze, smell the roses
Let go of my fear

Follow your heart
Don't listen to your head
That's exactly what I did
Now I'm where I was led

In this jeering room
Thinking fo you
Wondering what happened
And why I'm still blue

A Friend

Someone to turn to
For scomfort and help
Someone who is there
In sickness and in health
Someone with whom
Your secrets are safe
Someone to cheer you up
On those dreadful days
No matter your sex
No matter your race
No matter the age
Or the coler of your face
Everyone needs a friend
Someone on whom you can depend.